An actual conversation which occurred earlier today at my house:
The boys are laying around in their underwear. It is 12:30pm.
Me: Boys, get dressed. We’re going to the store.
Gideon: Yes, ma’am.
A minute later.
Gideon: Do we have to wear pants?
Me: Yes, we’re leaving the house. You have to wear pants or shorts. And a shirt.
Gideon: Do I have to wear shoes?
Me: Yes, you have to wear shoes!
In his defense, Wash has been sick and we have been in the house since Monday afternoon. Still, pants are not optional.
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